Scarves by Shovava
Your ass looks incredible! And your head and body too!
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Myself as laboratory!Rosalind at Otakon on Sunday. Robert took the pictures.
(I had gloves but took them off for break time)
Stoker Minimalist - India Stoker
A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished."
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
Well one day I’ll get your stupid face right buuuut until then. A quick Enjolras for EK, because she writes the lovely self-depreciating bite-size R pieces.
Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in a…
I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something.
Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it…
I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
FOR 528,491 MINUTES
i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel
so like…. what is the context for this? Because I can’t imagine that it’s anything other than someone microwaving a pinwheel for an entire year.
I KNOW THAT WE RESOLVED THIS BUT I’M STILL LAUGHING
wait but how long is the appropriate pinwheel-microwaving time